Anonymous said: describe your dream guy
Tall, dark, handsome, well read. 2500 attack points and 2100 defense points.
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end
yes you can
shut up nerd