Darker than a Moonless Night

Host of Object to This but lost in this city traffic puzzle.

jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

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kiwitastes:

Jib Janeen is described as a purple shapeshifter….sound familiar? 

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"Hi all my buddies!!"  

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dikubutto:

blackturtleneckcat:

it’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog

It’s actually more polite because then they don’t miss out on a dog

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imaginemanfredvonkarma:

imagine manfred von karma running in a marathon.

panicprince:

My 4koma submissions for Kaipy’s Ace Attorney fanbook, Gyakuten Galaxy!

do you know how hard it was to not make a series of clapollo gags instead

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pikawha:

Does anyone remember Rick? X///DOban made having no noses look amazing.

pikawha:

Does anyone remember Rick? X///D
Oban made having no noses look amazing.

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A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

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korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

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