*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today
Jib Janeen is described as a purple shapeshifter….sound familiar?
"Hi all my buddies!!"
it’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog
It’s actually more polite because then they don’t miss out on a dog
imagine manfred von karma running in a marathon.
Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.
THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK