Darker than a Moonless Night

Host of Object to This but lost in this city traffic puzzle.

faokryn:

theprettygoodgatsby:

firebirdy:

This may be the best book I have ever purchased. It is definitely in the top 10

whAT BOOK IS THIS

To Be or Not to Be by Ryan North.  Hamlet as a choose-your-own-adventure book.

faokryn:

theprettygoodgatsby:

firebirdy:

This may be the best book I have ever purchased. It is definitely in the top 10

whAT BOOK IS THIS

To Be or Not to Be by Ryan North.  Hamlet as a choose-your-own-adventure book.

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Chibi-Usa:

Dad, I'm hungry!

Endymion:

The hunger of children for nourishing food is a vital part of everyday life, but hunger caused by dark magic is the sin of someone else's gluttony! Greetings, hungry, I am Tuxedo Mask!

Chibi-Usa:

SIGH

ampysand:

my blog

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wizard-fallen-angel:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

shootingstarsafterdark:

ChaosLife - Homo Hint

With comments too great not to include. You should check the heck out of that webcomic series either way 8D

The comments on this are every bit as fabulous as the actual comic :D

This would be a lot easier than having to figure it out yourself

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rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

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thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

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shrekyourself:

the question we’ve all been thinking

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superblys:

itbewolf:

superblys:

Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.

Why does this have so many notes.

Do you know who William Shakespeare is

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wizkawreath:

nnordor:

wizkawreath:

obama means family

no it doesnt

obama means nobody gets left behind

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emmyc:

luija board

emmyc:

luija board